Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
SlideMan	Janeway: Tuvok! Where's my froggy? Help me find my froggy! Where's froggy! Tuvok: I have found your froggy, Captain! Janeway: Oh, there you are Froggy! Mommy missed you! (Squeeks froggy) I know, you missed me too!

Special Mention

Name	Caption
The Steve	Janeway: Well it doesn't look "this big" from here Chakotay.
Jack	All the notable women and their bath habits: Faustina the Younger bathed in blood Cleopatra bathed in milk Janeway bathed in steamy caffe latte
Captain Nathan	Janeway: "Are you sure your Borg implants are water proof?"
Hugh Jass	Listen there's a toy submarine this big in here. Captained by Troy Tempest. They've killed Steve Irwin and I'm next!
McFortner	Chakotay (off camera): I thought that these Intrepid-class ships didn't have jacuzzis in their quarters. Janeway: They don't. Chakotay: Then where did all these bubbles come from. Janeway: Neelix thought that "Burrito night" was a good idea for dinner today....
Child of Wonder	You must be this big to ride the Janeway.
Bryan Moore	I appreciate the thought, Mr. Neelix, but I meant a static warp bubble.
Bryan Moore	"Bubble bubble, toil and trouble, if I get up, grab the body double..."
McFortner	Janeway: Tuvok? Push off will you, I'm trying to have a relaxing bath here. Tuvok: Sir, may I remind you that you have been in the bath for the last three years. Janeway: Well, you have to relax a lot in a job like mine.
McFortner	What, too much contraceptive foam?
ZebulaNebula	Janeway: I tell you Seven, it was this big.
SteveWD	That better not be you down there Tuvok!
Skipbear	Kathy relaxes with Mr. Bubble and Mr. Buzzy
Foxbat	"I can't believe the fans really want to see me in a bubble bath..." (We don't) "I never considered myself a sex symbol..." (Your not) "But I do what I must, for the show must go on..." (It didn't)
Wacky	Janeway, to herself: "Oh God. I just had sex with Tom... as a newt... Scrub, scrub, must scrub harder..."

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