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1. In which episode does Scotty say "There's an old, old saying on Earth, Mr Sulu. 'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.'"?

The Lights of Zetar

Ship in a Bottle

Friday's Child

Home Soil

Sub Rosa

2. In which episode does Picard say "I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic learning systems and the strength of ten men could be called a child."?

The Xindi

The Offspring

The Next Phase

By Any Other Name

Twisted

3. Who said "Go ahead, kill me! That's why I'm here, isn't it, to be killed? Well, here I am, so go ahead and do it. You all want me to pick up that sword and try to fight him, don't you? But I don't have a chance and you know it! You only want me to put up a fight so your precious honour will be satisfied. Well, I'm not going to make it so easy for you. Having me fight D'Ghor is nothing more than an execution, so, if that's what you want, that's what you'll get. An execution. No honour, no glory. And when you tell your children and your grandchildren the glorious story of how you rose to power and took Grilka's House from her, I hope you remember to tell them how you heroically killed an unarmed Ferengi half your size."?

Keiko O'Brien

Quark

Archer

Fake Admiral Janeway

Workman (parasite)

4. In which episode does Elbrun say "Beautiful creatures, the Chandrans. Their minds are glacial. They have a lovely three day ritual for saying hello. Peaceful, untroubled people."?

Redemption, Part 1

Tin Man

Tin Man

The Empath

The Omega Glory

5. In which episode does Kazago say "As you hew-mons say... I'm all ears."?

Monsters

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

Life Support

A Taste of Armageddon

The Battle

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Last updated : 15 Feb 2026