Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. In which episode does Quark say "It’s such a pleasure doing business with Klingons."?

The Alternate

Invasive Procedures

Ad Astra per Aspera

Observer Effect

Bread and Circuses

2. In which episode does Picard say "Well… before I begin swinging through the ship, looking for breakfast, we need to find some answers."?

Redemption, Part 1

Genesis

A Private Little War

Day of the Dove

Sins of the Father

3. In which episode does Picard say "Because it was no longer Starfleet! We withdrew. The galaxy was mourning, burying its dead, and Starfleet had slunk from its duties. The decision to call off the rescue and to abandon those people we had sworn to save was not just dishonourable. It was downright criminal!"?

Remembrance

Nepenthe

The Most Toys

State of Flux

The Measure of a Man

4. Who said "You guys look... very realistic."?

Reed

Chapel

Worf

Picard

Boimler

5. Who said "Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!"?

Janeway

Tucker

Sisko

Worf

Rios

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Last updated : 5 Aug 2026