Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. Who said "You know what I like about Klingon stories, commander? Nothing. Lots of people die, and nobody makes any profit."?

T'Pau

Quark

The Companion

Archer

Spock

2. In which episode does Els Renora say "I am one hundred years old. I do not have time to squander listening to superfluous language. In short, I intend to be in here until supper, not senility."?

Acquisition

Dax

Pen Pals

The Arsenal of Freedom

The Quickening

3. In which episode does Ayelbourne say "It is true that in the future, you and the Klingons will become fast friends. You will work together."?

Relics

Where No Man Has Gone Before

Fury

The Alternative Factor

Errand of Mercy

4. Who said "Part of becoming Human is learning to have compassion for those who are suffering, even when they're your bitter enemies."?

Picard

Lal

Janeway

Borg

Kirk

5. In which episode does Picard say "There... are... four... lights!"?

The Ultimate Computer

Dramatis Personae

The Trouble With Tribbles

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

Chain of Command, Part 2

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Last updated : 30 Jul 2026