Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. In which episode does Riker say "A blind man teaching an android how to paint? That's got to be worth a couple of pages in somebody's book!"?

Amok Time

One Small Step

11001001

The Dogs of War

The Devil in the Dark

2. Who said "Let the dead rest, and the past remain the past."?

Claudius

Adams

Picard

Dax

Quark

3. In which episode does Picard say "I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic learning systems and the strength of ten men could be called a child."?

Threshold

Bound

The Offspring

Stigma

Vortex

4. In which episode does DeSoto say "Well, you know, they send you Galaxy Class boys out here to the far reaches. Me, I'm just hauling my butt back and forth between Starbases."?

The Wrath of Khan

The Aenar

Tin Man

Year of Hell, Part 2

The N'th Degree

5. In which episode does Quark say "You humans, you never learn. You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing... and you wonder why your marriages fall apart."?

Reunion

Acquisition

Fascination

Things Past

Cost of Living

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Last updated : 6 May 2026