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1. In which episode does Archer say "The irony is, I have the feeling his cause is worth fighting for."?


2. Who said "Your ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often!"?


3. Who said "Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox."?


4. Who said "There are some obligations that go beyond my loyalty to you and this crew."?


5. In which episode does Strom say "We don't condone the intimate acts that these people engage in. They defy everything our society stands for."?


6. In which episode does Spock say "The good doctor was concerned that the Vaalians achieve true human stature. I submit there is no cause for worry. They've taken the first step, they've learned to kill."?


7. Who said "At least you're not trying to eat us."?


8. In which episode does Shakaar say "You know, I've been a soldier and I've been a politician, and I have to say, I'm beginning to think that being a soldier was easier."?


9. Who said "Paranoid is what they call people who imagine threats against their life. I have threats against my life."?


10. In which episode does Archer say "Come on, Travis. Let's see if we can find something to eat."?


11. Who said "He probably figures that we don't get to see a lot of handsome women out this way, and someone like you might get a little more cooperation from me. He's probably right."?


12. In which episode does Picard say "One more thing, I have a brain abnormality. I've known for years. I never had any symptoms, so I never thought much about it. However, just before we left the Earth, I learned that my condition was more acute. The prognosis was terminal, and there is no effective treatment. There will be no further discussion. Anyone who treats me like a dying man will run the risk of pissing me off. Is that clear?"?


13. Who said "I promise I will not rest until I stand with you again... here, in this place where I belong."?


14. Who said "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."?


15. In which episode does Kurn say "This entire ship seems built on comfort, relaxation, being at ease. It is not the ship of a warrior... not the ship of a Klingon."?


16. In which episode does Spock say "Mister Scott, there are always alternatives."?


17. Who said "Without followers, evil cannot spread."?


18. Who said "Let's get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance, I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing slugs than deal with a toad-faced troll like you! So go away and find yourself somebody else to become your property!"?


19. In which episode does Archer say "Maybe you've evolved into beings with abilities I can't comprehend. But you've paid a hell of a price. You've lost compassion and empathy, things that give life meaning. If that's what it takes to be advanced, I don't want any part of it."?


20. Who said "Do you have any idea how many crackpots contact me about my work? I get everything from basement-dwelling Nazis to... rich heiresses who want me to clone their fucking cats."?




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