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1. In which episode does Q say "An abysmal place, Earth. Oh, don't get me wrong! A thousand years ago it had character - the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, Watergate. Now it's just mind-numbingly dull."?


2. In which episode does Archer say "For those of you who aren't near a window, you might want to find one. There's something pretty amazing off starboard."?


3. In which episode does Kirk say "Never lose you. Never."?


4. Who said "Fun will now commence."?


5. In which episode does McCoy say "Spock, this 'child' is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth! Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"?


6. In which episode does Spock say "It would be most interesting to impress your memory engrams on a computer, doctor. The resulting torrential flood of illogic would be most entertaining."?


7. In which episode does Bones say "Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for His ID!"?


8. Who said "Causing people to suffer because you hate them is terrible... but causing people to suffer because you've forgotten how to care, that's really hard to understand."?


9. Who said "I always thought that Starfleet was run by duty-crazed bureaucrats, but I find it hard to believe that even they would order a captain to go on a suicide mission. This shuttle excursion is your idea, isn't it?"?


10. Who said "I tried. I tried my best to run my establishment under this occupation. But you know what? It's no fun! I don't like the Cardassians, they're mean and arrogant. And I can't stand the Jem'Hadar. They're creepy, they just stand there like statues, staring at you. That's it. I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing business with these people. I want the Federation back! I want to sell root beer again!"?


11. Who said "Transporter technology is very new. I'm sure Humans were equally frightened when the automobile was introduced, or the airplane. New forms of transport take a while to get used to. I'm not at all surprised at your reaction – you wouldn't catch me using that apparatus."?


12. In which episode does Riker say "Deanna, facing death is the ultimate test of character. I don't want to die, but if I have to, I'd like to do it with a little pride."?


13. In which episode does Kirk say "Captain's log, stardate 9522.6. I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I've never been able to forgive them for the death of my boy. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council to a peace summit is problematic at best. Spock says this could be an historic occasion, and I'd like to believe him. But how on earth can history get past people like me?"?


14. In which episode does Ro say "That's one reason why I ran away. They're lost, defeated. I will never be."?


15. In which episode does Kirk say "We've armed man with tools. Striving for greatness continues."?


16. In which episode does Tumak say "This isn't over yet, Big Ears!"?


17. In which episode does Quark say "Everything that goes wrong here is your fault. It says so in your contract."?


18. In which episode does Q say "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid."?


19. Who said "Take us out of the system. But not too quickly; the Andorian mining consortium runs from no-one!"?


20. In which episode does Janeway say "Space must have seemed a whole lot bigger back then. It's not surprising they had to bend the rules a little. They were a little slower to invoke the Prime Directive, and a little quicker to pull their phasers. Of course, the whole bunch of them would be booted out of Starfleet today. But I have to admit, I would have loved to ride shotgun at least once with a group of officers like that."?



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