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1. Who said "They had lost their sense of purpose. Well, I gave them their purpose... and they gave me mine."?

Lore

Spock

Gil

Janeway

Boyce

2. Who said "One impossible thing at a time"?

Picard

Janeway

Jaylah

Isak

Frazier

3. In which episode does Odo say "Commander, laws change depending on who's making them. Cardassians one day, Federation the next... but justice is justice."?

Proving Ground

Mercy

Cold Fire

Spirit Folk

A Man Alone

4. Who said "Being split in two halves is no theory with me, doctor. I have a human half, you see, as well as an alien half, submerged, constantly at war with each other. Personal experience, doctor. I survive it because my intelligence wins over both, makes them live together."?

Kirk

Janeway

Spock

Darok

Scotty

5. In which episode does Worf say "Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimetres. You may now give birth."?

Disaster

Arena

Storm Front, Part 1

11001001

Unimatrix Zero, Part 2

6. In which episode does Dukat say "Garak, groveling in a corner. That alone makes my trip worthwhile."?

Civil Defense

Space Seed

Tacking into the Wind

The Motion Picture

Apocalypse Rising

7. In which episode does Dukat say "Bad manners are the fault of the parent, not the child."?

Things Past

The Most Toys

Hide and Q

Worst Case Scenario

The Way of the Warrior

8. Who said "A curious species. They have fantasies they hide even from themselves."?

Tarah

Talosian

Worf

Picard

Janeway

9. Who said "Don't look so shocked, ambassador. This is what you wanted, isn't it?"?

Commodore Paris

Janeway

Lore

Major Hayes

T'Pol

10. Who said "That's the problem with believing in a supernatural being... trying to determine what he wants."?

EMH

Degra

Janeway

Troi

Orgoth

11. In which episode does Kirk say "I wish I were on a long sea voyage somewhere. Not too much deck tennis, no frantic dancing. And no responsibility."?

The Changing Face of Evil

The Search for Spock

Balance of Terror

Distant Voices

Honor Among Thieves

12. Who said "Let's get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance, I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing slugs than deal with a toad-faced troll like you! So go away and find yourself somebody else to become your property!"?

Scotty

Lwaxana

Gowron

The EMH

Data

13. In which episode does Pulaski say "Scientists believe no experiment is a failure, that even a mistake advances the evolution of understanding... but all achievement has a price."?

The Next Phase

Hope and Fear

The Wrath of Khan

The Alternative Factor

Unnatural Selection

14. Who said "I have much to teach you about women."?

Riker

Sloan

Data

Tuvok

Worf

15. Who said "Hard work, bribes, sucking up to the boss. Just like any job."?

Odo

Admiral Ross

Brunt

Sandoval

EMH

16. In which episode does Vash say "A friend dropped me off."?

The Aenar

Human Error

Breaking the Ice

Q-Less

Living Witness

17. In which episode does Odo say "Close your eyes... Take a deep breath... Clear your mind of everything in it... if there's anything there..."?

Star Trek Into Darkness

Prophet Motive

Year of Hell, Part 1

The Search for Spock

Night Terrors

18. Who said "Mister Kim, we're Starfleet Officers. Weird is part of the job"?

DeSoto

Janeway

Tuvok

Chakotay

Kirk

19. In which episode does Spock say "Military secrets are the most fleeting of all."?

Time's Orphan

Scientific Method

The High Ground

Blood Fever

The Enterprise Incident

20. Who said "Tam, when you reached out to the alien, to warn it, did you give any thought to this vessel? To the danger, however inadvertent, that creature might pose to our crew? Or did you simply react out of instinct?"?

Barclay

Janeway

Spock

McCoy

Picard

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Last updated : 20 Feb 2026