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1. In which episode does Seska say "Hello, Chakotay. Congratulations on your victory. I look forward to our next meeting. Oh, and there's something you should know. While you were unconscious, I took the liberty of extracting a sample of your DNA. I impregnated myself with it. So, I guess more congratulations are in order. You're going to be a father."?


2. Who said "It's not easy being funny wearing these teeth."?


3. Who said "Spock, this 'child' is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth! Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"?


4. Who said "I tell you Worf, war is much more fun when you're winning!"?


5. In which episode does Spock say "I never took the Kobyashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?"?


6. In which episode does Dukat say "First it was Vedek Bareil, now it's the head of the Bajoran government. You do like powerful men don't you?"?


7. In which episode does Jellico say "And... get that fish out of the ready room."?


8. In which episode does Deanna say "I know Klingons like to be alone on their birthdays. You probably want to meditate, or hit yourself with a painstick, or something."?


9. In which episode does Tucker say "I don't know who did more damage to the engine, the alien or Malcolm."?


10. In which episode does Talosian say "Captain Pike has an illusion, and you have reality. May you find your way as pleasant."?


11. In which episode does Chakotay say "What's so different about us? Aside from the fact that I keep saving your life and you keep threatening to kill me."?


12. In which episode does Tucker say "Only in the Expanse could I have a son who's nearly three times my age."?


13. In which episode does Archer say "Come on, Travis. Let's see if we can find something to eat."?


14. In which episode does Worf say "I am Klingon! If you doubt it, a demonstration can be arranged!"?


15. In which episode does Tucker say "This planet is barely Minshara-class. Maybe we should've picked one with a little more blue and green on it."?


16. In which episode does Picard say "Let's see what's out there..."?


17. Who said "I may not know how to fly this ship, but I am sure I can figure out how to crash it!"?


18. Who said "Captain's Log, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of a new generation. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man... where no one has gone before."?


19. Who said "Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green."?


20. In which episode does Mirror Archer say "That ship out there is the key to our victory. With the Defiant on our side there will be nothing to stop us!"?




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