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1. In which episode does Lwaxana say "Let's get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance, I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing slugs than deal with a toad-faced troll like you! So go away and find yourself somebody else to become your property!"?


2. In which episode does Jean-Luc say "I remember now. In a cloudy moment of extreme melancholy, my mother hung herself here in this place. And for all I've lived, all I've seen and done, I suppose this is the moment I've kept myself from remembering."?


3. In which episode does Hanson say "He's hurting his career by staying put. If I were you, I'd kick him in the rear end for his own good."?


4. In which episode does Sisko say "On Earth there is no poverty, no crime, and no war. You look out the window and you see Paradise. Well, it's easy to be a saint in Paradise but the Maquis do not live in Paradise."?


5. Who said "It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six, doctor."?


6. Who said "Beverly the prime directive is not just a set of rules. It is a philosophy, and a very correct one. History has proved again and again that whenever Mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disasterous."?


7. In which episode does Kor say "Smile and smile! I don't trust men who smile too much."?


8. Who said "And that's when Morn hit you with a barstool and ran out onto the promenade screaming 'we're all doomed!'"?


9. In which episode does Nog say "You don't understand because you've never put on one of these uniforms. You don't know anything about sacrifice or honour or duty or any of the things that make up a soldier's life. I'm part of something larger than myself. All you care about is you."?


10. Who said "Oh there is a scientific explanation for it. But all that really matters is that you can see me, and talk to me and we can go on from there."?


11. In which episode does Hedford say "But I've never been loved. Never. What kind of life is that? Not to be loved, never to have shown love? And he runs away from love."?


12. Who said "Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches, and Bularian canapés… are you up for promotion?"?


13. In which episode does Ishka say "He said I didn't really love him! That I was just using him! That I was a scheming, profit-hungry fe-male who couldn't keep her clothes off!"?


14. In which episode does Kirk say "We once were as you are, spears, arrows. There came a time when our weapons grew faster than our wisdom, and we almost destroyed ourselves. We learned from this to make a rule during all our travels; never to cause the same to happen to other worlds."?


15. Who said "So, to be clear, wake a queen who could kill us all, beam from a ship with no power, and find a Watcher who may or may not exist."?


16. Who said "Ever since I used that transporter, nothing has been the way that it's supposed to be. I couldn't translate a simple bimodal syntax but Crewman Baird could. Crewman Baird doesn't know the first thing about our linguistic database! And Captain Archer told me to stay in my quarters, but my mirror doesn't want to give me a solid reflection and my shower can't decide whether to bounce off me or go through me! And nobody wants to talk to me."?


17. Who said "Look upon your executioners, killer of children!"?


18. Who said "I'm sorry. Obviously you want to punish yourself. Do you want help? I'm really good at punishing myself."?


19. In which episode does Kira say "I just never thought I'd see a Romulan eating a jumja stick."?


20. Who said "You do not kill an animal unless you intend to eat it."?



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