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1. In which episode does Joseph Sisko say "Worried? I'm scared to death! But I'm damned if I'm going to let them change the way I live my life."?

Star Trek Beyond

Nemesis

Clues

Paradise Lost

The Alternate

2. In which episode does Sulu say "Attention John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. And If you test me, you will fail."?

Star Trek Into Darkness

Star Trek Into Darkness

I, Mudd

Skin of Evil

Second Skin

3. In which episode does Archer say "So if anyone has a suggestion, I'm all ears. No offense."?

Night Terrors

Affliction

Judgment

Monsters

The Andorian Incident

4. In which episode does Archer say "Thanks for your help."?

'Til Death Do Us Part

The Galileo Seven

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Stratagem

Author, Author

5. In which episode does Spock say "Stonn; she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."?

Body Parts

Amok Time

Menage a Troi

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Twilight

6. Who said "Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you!"?

Sylvia

Caylem

Christopher Pike

McCoy

Worf

7. Who said "Sometimes first contact is last contact."?

Janeway

Gowron

Reed

Quark

Kira

8. Who said "Clones. Keeping track of them is a full-time job."?

Damar

Konmel

Paris

McCoy

Petri

9. In which episode does Melakon say "Note the sinister eyes and the malformed ears. Definitely an inferior race."?

Distant Voices

It's Only a Paper Moon

Patterns of Force

Life Line

Broken Bow

10. In which episode does Archer say "You might think about putting up a no tresspassing sign."?

Detained

Chain of Command, Part 2

Shades of Gray

The Dogs of War

The Cage

11. Who said "I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I've simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar."?

Quark

Data

Spock

Nona

McCoy

12. In which episode does EMH say "When did it become a crime to enjoy a sensation or two? Of course, you'd be the last person to understand that."?

Body and Soul

Under the Cloak of War

In A Mirror, Darkly, Part 2

It's Only a Paper Moon

The Omega Glory

13. Who said "You do not kill an animal unless you intend to eat it."?

Toq

Pike

Riker

Chakotay

Martok

14. Who said "It is not my life to give up, captain. And it never was."?

Daystrom

Mudd

Tucker

Chancellor Avel Durkem

Remata'Klan

15. Who said "If you can't make the big decisions, commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can."?

Shelby

Spock

Kirk

Pike

McCoy

16. In which episode does Riker say "Fate. Protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise."?

Persistence of Vision

Contagion

Menage a Troi

The Lorelei Signal

Hide and Q

17. Who said "That old-fashioned, two-dimensional version, though, it's basically idiot's chess."?

Alternate Kirk

Worf

Scotty

Picard

Data

18. In which episode does Janeway say "It's the first time we've been on the other side of the fence. How many times have we been in the position of refusing to interfere when some kind of disaster threatened an alien culture? It's all very well to say we do it on the basis of an enlightened principle. But how does that feel to the aliens?"?

Yesterday's Enterprise

The Inner Light

Prime Factors

Threshold

Mudd's Women

19. Who said "Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun. Come right now, don't walk. Run!"?

Tucker

Spock

Garak

Quark's Jingle

Picard

20. In which episode does Picard say "Wesley, you remember... I was always proud of you."?

Final Mission

The Offspring

Doctor's Orders

Fair Trade

Bound

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