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1. In which episode does Shakaar say "Oh, do me a favor. Next time you have a baby, leave my girlfriend out of it, huh?"?

The Begotten

The House of Quark

The Wounded

Day of the Dove

Dagger of the Mind

2. Who said "It feels like we're being pecked to death by ducks!"?

Tucker

Janeway

Data

Kirk

Solok

3. In which episode does Jean-Luc say "Q, I am too old for your bullshit!"?

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2

The Adversary

Penance

The Killing Game, Part 2

Legacy

4. Who said "You know, self-pity's a terrible first course. Why don't you try the soup instead?"?

Ortegas

Brunt

Chapel

Janeway

Decker

5. Who said "You may win this war, commander, but I promise you, when it is over, you will have lost so many ships, so many lives, that your "victory" will taste as bitter as defeat."?

Worf

T'Pol

Damar

Female Founder

B'Elanna

6. In which episode does Riker say "In our society we share the responsibility and the pleasures equally."?

Breaking the Ice

Broken Pieces

Star Trek Into Darkness

Waking Moments

Angel One

7. In which episode does Kirk say "We tried it once your way Khan, are you game for a rematch? Khan... I'm laughing at the superior intellect."?

Twilight

The Trouble With Tribbles

The Wrath of Khan

Elementary, Dear Data

Shakaar

8. In which episode does Sisko say "Part of being a captain is knowing when to smile, to make the troops happy. Even when it's the last thing in the world you want to do. Because they're your troops, and you hve to take care of them."?

Rules of Engagement

Bread and Circuses

Redemption, Part 1

Take Me Out to the Holosuite

Q-Less

9. Who said "Data, I wouldn't be very much of a friend if I let you give up on a lifelong dream, now would I? Maybe... someday, when you're ready."?

Scotty

Female Founder

Garak

Geordi

Alternate Wesley Crusher

10. In which episode does Renée say "Did you know that space is so vast, so infinite, it takes billions of years for that tiny pinprick of light to make that lonely journey from its star to our eyes? The brilliance you see in the night sky, Jean-Luc, that exquisite light, it's just an echo, really, of a star that has long since faded. Like me."?

Relativity

Hide and Seek

Q-Less

Strange New World

The Dauphin

11. Who said Kirk : "Is that the logical thing to do?"
Spock : "No. But it is the Human thing to do."?

Riker

T'Pol

Nona

Kirk

Spock

12. Who said "Captain, perhaps you should come aboard my ship. There's something we need to discuss."?

Riker

Korok

Picard

Kirk

Shran

13. Who said "Actually, I've lost my taste for beetle snuff. It might be fun for you and me, but it's no fun for the beetles!"?

Spock

O'Brien

Pike

Zek

Janeway

14. Who said "Worf, you're the perfect Klingon. The ultimate minimalist. Talk to me!"?

Data

Female Changeling

Phlox

B'Elanna

K'Ehleyr

15. Who said "Marriage is the greatest adventure of them all. It's filled with pitfalls and setbacks and mistakes, but it's a journey worth taking."?

O'Brien

EMH

Ayelbourne

Picard

Kirk

16. In which episode does EMH say "One hologram and one sociopath may not be much of a match for the Kazon, but… we'll have to do."?

Stigma

A Piece of the Action

Sins of the Father

Marauders

Basics, Part 2

17. Who said "I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer!"?

O'Brien

the EMH

Q

Kira Nerys

Laas

18. In which episode does O'Brien say "Sixteen years old and dating a dabo girl. Godspeed, Jake."?

Acquisition

Terra Nova

Projections

Hippocratic Oath

The Abandoned

19. Who said "How's this for a lost cause? I was that much of a hopeful fool again for a minute. Thanks for that."?

Hugh

Hoshi

Christopher Pike

Spock

EMH Mark 2

20. Who said "Captain, Ensign Kim, Commander Chakotay. I'm glad to see you all up and about…"?

EMH

Dream alien

Tuvok

Scotty

Kirk

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Last updated : 26 Jan 2026