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1. Who said "You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."?

Troi

Trelane

Romulan commander

Commodore Paris

Paris

2. Who said "Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!"?

Spock

Elbrun

Neelix

Worf

Chekov

3. In which episode does Kor say "Smile and smile! I don't trust men who smile too much."?

Errand of Mercy

Daedalus

Dreadnought

Generations

The Galileo Seven

4. In which episode does Ezri say "I'm sorry. Obviously you want to punish yourself. Do you want help? I'm really good at punishing myself."?

Chrysalis

Scientific Method

Yesterday's Enterprise

Chain of Command, Part 1

Strange New World

5. In which episode does Archer say "Come on, Travis. We've gotta find Mr. Reed something to blow up."?

The Bonding

First Flight

Storm Front, Part 2

Fight or Flight

The Aenar

6. Who said "Lieutenant, I order you to relax!"?

Hanson

Picard

Kirk

Kang

Damar

7. Who said "Perhaps one day you'll feel the hand of God resting on your shoulder."?

Spock

Picard

Brunt

Decker

Sisko

8. In which episode does Kirk say "We've armed man with tools. Striving for greatness continues."?

Bounty

Investigations

The Alternate

The Forsaken

The Conscience of the King

9. In which episode does Pelia say Pelia : "Oh, challenging schmallenging. Remind me to tell you about the time I spent with a time-tra... Traveling doctor I once knew."?

I, Mudd

New Life and New Civilizations

The Hunted

The Deadly Years

Counterpoint

10. In which episode does Kirk say "Tomorrow... in the palm of her hands."?

A Private Little War

That Which Survives

Scientific Method

Investigations

The Emissary

11. Who said "I need to go now. 'I Love Lucy' is on tonight."?

Wesley

Pike

Mestral

Scotty

Data

12. In which episode does Phlox say "There's an old saying: 'When in Fellebia, do as the Fellebians do.'"?

Alliances

The Begotten

Time's Orphan

Pen Pals

Unexpected

13. In which episode does Archer say "Your faith was going to bring peace. Here it is."?

Sarek

The Trouble With Tribbles

Chosen Realm

The Killing Game, Part 2

Attached

14. Who said "My loyal Weyoun. The only solid I have ever trusted."?

Data

Odan

Odo

Female Founder

Spock

15. Who said "The best way to survive a knife fight is never to get in one."?

Kira

Q

Odo

Bashir

T'Pril

16. Who said "Marriage is the greatest adventure of them all. It's filled with pitfalls and setbacks and mistakes, but it's a journey worth taking."?

Darok

Nona

Worf

O'Brien

Opaka

17. In which episode does Uhura say "I'm afraid you have it all wrong, all of you. I've been monitoring some of their old-style radio waves, the empire spokesman trying to ridicule their religion, but he couldn't. Well, don't you understand? It's not the sun up in the sky... it's the son of God."?

Bread and Circuses

Soldiers of the Empire

Threshold

Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 2

The Most Toys

18. In which episode does Worf say "Good tea. Nice house."?

Equilibrium

The Cage

The Survivors

Resistance

Favor the Bold

19. In which episode does Kirk say "Captain's log, stardate 9522.6. I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I've never been able to forgive them for the death of my boy. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council to a peace summit is problematic at best. Spock says this could be an historic occasion, and I'd like to believe him. But how on earth can history get past people like me?"?

The Undiscovered Country

Unity

Violations

Descent, Part 2

Persistence of Vision

20. In which episode does Sisko say "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."?

Errand of Mercy

Equilibrium

The Gamesters of Triskelion

In A Mirror, Darkly, Part 2

The Omega Glory

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