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1. Who said "If winning is not important, then Commander... why keep score?"?


2. In which episode does Joseph Sisko say "Jake, the only time you should be in bed is if you're sleeping, dying, or making love to a beautiful woman."?


3. In which episode does Captain Janeway say "Come on, Tuvok. After all the xenophobic races we've run into, don't you find it just a little refreshing to meet some people who value openness and freedom?"?


4. In which episode does McCoy say "Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"?


5. Who said "Trapped on a barren planet, and you're stuck with the only Indian in the universe who can't start a fire by rubbing two sticks together."?


6. Who said "They kidnapped the wrong people."?


7. Who said "Go ahead, kill me! That's why I'm here, isn't it, to be killed? Well, here I am, so go ahead and do it. You all want me to pick up that sword and try to fight him, don't you? But I don't have a chance and you know it! You only want me to put up a fight so your precious honour will be satisfied. Well, I'm not going to make it so easy for you. Having me fight D'Ghor is nothing more than an execution, so, if that's what you want, that's what you'll get. An execution. No honour, no glory. And when you tell your children and your grandchildren the glorious story of how you rose to power and took Grilka's House from her, I hope you remember to tell them how you heroically killed an unarmed Ferengi half your size."?


8. In which episode does Archer say "Come on, Travis. We've gotta find Mr. Reed something to blow up."?


9. Who said "I was right, captain. You did not take us from our land… and you have wiped clean a very old stain of blood."?


10. Who said "You're right! What I'm about to do, it doesn't make any sense. It's not logical, it is a gut feeling. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do... I only know what I can do. The Enterprise and her crew need someone in that chair who knows what he's doing. And it's not me. It's you, Spock."?


11. In which episode does Eve say "Is this the kind of wife you want, Ben? Not someone to help you, not a wife to cook and sew and cry and need, but this kind? Selfish, vain, useless. Is this what you really want?"?


12. In which episode does Dax say "If you want to know who you are, it's important to know who you've been."?


13. In which episode does McCoy say "To blazes with regulations! You can't let him take command when you know he's wrong."?


14. In which episode does Kirk say "What does God need with a Starship?"?


15. Who said "...and the Y2K bug didn't turn off a single light bulb."?


16. In which episode does Worf say "Only fools have no fear..."?


17. In which episode does Louvois say "It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know that you're still a pompous ass... and a damn sexy man."?


18. In which episode does Chakotay say "It doesn't matter what you're made of, what matters is who you are. You're our friend and we want you back."?


19. In which episode does Admiral Jarok say "I will never see my child smile again. She will grow up believing that her father was a traitor. But she will grow up."?


20. In which episode does Boyce say "Sometimes a man'll tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor."?



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