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1. Who said "I always thought that Starfleet was run by duty-crazed bureaucrats, but I find it hard to believe that even they would order a captain to go on a suicide mission. This shuttle excursion is your idea, isn't it?"?


2. In which episode does Picard say "The claim 'I was only following orders' has been used to justify too many tragedies in our history."?


3. In which episode does Elaan say "Captain, that ancient custom called 'spanking'. What is it?"?


4. In which episode does Kirk say "Death, destruction, disease, horror. That's what war is all about, Anan. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided. You've made it neat and painless, so neat and painless you've had no reason to stop it!"?


5. In which episode does Mudd say "You'll find out that ships' captains are already married, girl, to their vessels. You'd find that out the first time you came between him and the ship."?


6. Who said "My children occupy a significant portion of my thoughts, now more than ever."?


7. Who said "For your information, I don't appreciate being deactivated in the middle of a sentence. It brings back... unpleasant memories."?


8. Who said "The first Klingon to step aboard this ship will be the last Klingon."?


9. Who said "Long ago a storm was heading toward the city of Quin'lat. The people sought protection within the walls, all except one man who remained outside. I went to him and asked what he was doing. 'I am not afraid,' he said. 'I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me.' I honoured his choice and went inside. The next day the storm came, and the man was killed. The wind does not respect a fool."?


10. In which episode does Mirror Phlox say "Will you kindly die?"?


11. Who said "Lieutenant, I order you to relax!"?


12. In which episode does Riker say "Yes. Absolutely. I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!"?


13. In which episode does Mirror Phlox say "Will you kindly die?"?


14. Who said "And now, for my truth. I am Human but I am from the future, the 25th century to be precise. And I am here to save Earth. To save the entire galaxy, in fact. But to do so, it seems… I need your help."?


15. Who said "I skimmed a few of the more celebrated narratives. The stories were similar in some respects but their characters were weak and compassionate. With the exception of Shakespeare, of course. From what I could tell his plays were equally grim in both universes."?


16. In which episode does Picard say "Wesley, you remember... I was always proud of you."?


17. Who said "Looks like you've got your evening all planned out. I hope you left room for the unexpected."?


18. In which episode does Tuvok say "Stardate 38774. Vulcanis Lunar colony. The time and place of my birth."?


19. In which episode does Kirk say "Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise. Maybe we were meant to fight our way through, struggle, claw our way up, scratch for every inch of the way. Maybe we can't stroll to music of the lute, we must march to the sound of drums."?


20. In which episode does Kirk say "My world, Proconsul, is my vessel, my oath, my crew."?



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