Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. In which episode does Elaan say "Captain, that ancient custom called 'spanking'. What is it?"?

Rejoined

Heart of Stone

The Battle

Descent, Part 2

Elaan of Troyius

2. Who said "Q's interest in you has always been very similar to that of a master and his beloved pet. That was only an analogy, captain."?

Riker

Malik

Data

Trip

Kor

3. Who said "The Vulcan brain; a puzzle wrapped inside an enigma housed inside a cranium."?

Dukat

the EMH

Janeway

Vic

Yar

4. Who said "I've hated his name for almost thirty years. I've dreamt of the moment when I would finally see him stripped of his rank and title, when he would suddenly find himself without a friend in the world, without the power of his birthright. Well, I've had that moment now. And I took no joy from it."?

Chakotay

Spock

Nona

Martok

Tuvok

5. Who said "It's never too early to suck up to the boss!"?

Kirk

Kira

Louvois

McCoy

Brunt

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Last updated : 8 Nov 2025