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1. In which episode does Captain Janeway say "Come on, Tuvok. After all the xenophobic races we've run into, don't you find it just a little refreshing to meet some people who value openness and freedom?"?

The Menagerie, Part 1

Allegiance

The Trouble With Tribbles

Tomorrow is Yesterday

Survival Instinct

2. Who said "I've got a boyfriend who malfunctions!"?

Una

Garak

Ross

Batel

Janeway

3. In which episode does Hanson say "The truth of the matter is... hell, we are not ready. We knew they were coming for over a year. We've thrown every resource we have into this, but still..."?

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

Unimatrix Zero, Part 2

Homeward

Maneuvers

Dax

4. In which episode does Klag say "You understand the Klingons better than I thought, Commander."?

The Ultimate Computer

Dramatis Personae

Life Line

A Matter of Honor

Tears of the Prophets

5. Who said "Sometimes, Mr Spock, things go so badly you just have to laugh."?

Pike

Sisko

Kirk

Data

Spock

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Last updated : 4 Feb 2026